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Library of Moria provides a random pairing generator for Lord of the Rings slash and femslash couples. The code was up for grabs, they said, so I grabbed it!

Most dwarfs, sadly, were not applicable due to uncertainty of gender. I also left out Sergeant Jackrum, because thinking of social gender vs. biological gender in relation to Jackrum and the dwarfs just gave me a headache. I left in the animals to add to the squick factor, plus I really didn't need the werewolf headache.

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