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Text quoted from The
New Discworld Companion.
Vimes, His Grace Commander Sir Samuel. Duke of Ankh and head of
the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Badge No.177.
An upright and honest man whose appointment as head of the despised Nigh
Watch - regarded by all sensible people as a completely useless appendage
to the running of the city - may have been the cause of his drinking problem.
But it has also been suggested that he is in fact naturally more sober
than other people (to put it technically, he is slightly knurd).
It is known that he was born in Cockbill
Street in the Shades, that his father was Thomas Vimes and his grandfather
was Gwillaim Vimes. Membership of the Watch was a family tradition and
Samuel claims to have joined the Watch shortly after leaving school. However,
since he was actually in his late teens when he became a watchman this
means he was either a very slow learner or is delicately avoiding the
subject of juvenile street gangs, where he is believed to have picked
up some of his fighting techniques.
Initially, Vimes never got the hang of ambition
and worked his way sideways rather than up; his promotion to Captain was
simply the result of the sheer unthinkability of promoting any other watchman.
By his own account he was a skinny, balding
unshaven collection of bad habits marinated in alcohol, although these
days he is better shaved and doesn't drink. Partly as a result of this
latter fact, he is morose, cynical and ridiculously - and to his own embarrassment
- soft-hearted in certain circumstances. He is almost certainly one of
Nature's policemen; it has been said of him that his soul burns to arrest
the Creator of the universe for getting it wrong.
He loathes kings and aristocrats in general,
despite the fact that he is, now, one of them. In fact in his earlier
life Vimes was almost defined by what he disliked, and that included the
undead, assassins, trolls, dwarfs and the human race. These days, with
undead, dwarfs and trolls all working well in the Watch, he seems to have
mellowed considerably and may even have come to terms with the human race.
He still draws the line at vampires, however.
Recent years have seen the universe play
a huge joke on Vimes. He was promoted to Commander, knighted against his
will and made a Duke by Lord Vetinari; in most cases his acceleration
up the ranks of privilege has been part of a package to improve the standing
of the Watch as a whole, but he still resents it. He also married Lady
Sybil Ramkin, who is part of no package at all, and is now so rich he
doesn't know how rich he is.
For several years, he had a price on his
head with the Assassins' Guild (getting as high as $600,000) but this
has now been put into abeyance. It is suspected that this is because,
like Vetinari, he is considered more useful too the city alive than he
would be dead (the Assassins' Guild don't mind rocking the boat but draw
the line at drilling holes in the hull, as it were).
He was once blackboard monitor at school for
a whole term. This fact seems to really impress dwarfs.
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